puppet love
The act of having sex with a hand puppet, or a stuffed doll. In order to get the full effect of puppet love, it is recommended that an arm swimmie or other small inflatable device be put into the hand puppets hole to simulate a real human being. Puppet love is, in most cases, an act of sheer desperation to penetrate any object that will not mock the person doing the action.
Yo that kids got mad puppet love. I heard he fucked a barney doll last night.
Love Puppet
a sexual maneouver consisting of the insertion of a fist up the ass...usually used by gays/ aspiring puppeteers who can't afford a real puppet...
also known as a naughty sooty
also known as a naughty sooty
David Hasselhoff, would you like to become my love puppet?????
Chuck Norris, would you like to become my love puppet?
Chuck Norris, would you like to become my love puppet?