puppyism
The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.
"I can't believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year", said Jessica.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.
Puppyism
Being racist to puppies.
"I hate puppies so much!"
"Jeff that's Puppyism."
"Jeff that's Puppyism."
Puppyism
To follow around, or "suck someones cock" all day.
Dude Jake was following Diana around all day at school. Yeah I heard Jake loves her and is making her feel bad to back out with her. Dude thats puppyism.