Purell Junkie
One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.
Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.