purficable
Asking a question you know the answer to.
The boy asked a purficable question, "Dad, are we there yet?" when they were just pulling out of their drive way.
purfic
English slang for 'Perfect', derived from the West-Country pronunciation of the word. Entered the common vernacular from the TV character 'Pa Larkin' (played by David Jason) in the popular and plummy TV show 'The Darling Buds of May'.
It's all just purfic