Purgatory Boyfriend
When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)
"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."
"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."
"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."
"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."
"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."