purloined
What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.
My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.
portmanteau purloin
when the government makes you think through esp that someone knows your whereabouts and is talking about you which distracts you from your daily tasks.
The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.