Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

a statement denoting possion of a seat/table or other furniture when absent from that room. Used instead of stupid words like seatcheck and minutes.

This is a coined phrase from CU-Boulder Chey-Ho. It is meant to be used in a sarcastic tone. Purple Dick--->Someone who is a bit tarded, annoying, or an asswhole. But can be used in anyway.

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.