Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

俚语	purple houdini
释义	Purple Houdini The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job. Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch. Purple Houdini When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip. Andy: What happened to your pussy? Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks. Andy: I'm telling mom!
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