Purple Mike
Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).
Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.
Purple Mike
The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...