purple toe
an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually
Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday
Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt
Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was
Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt
Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was
Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
Purple toe
Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!
Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*
purple toe
when you get your toe cut off it turns purple
his toe is about to become a purple toe
purple toes
when you got nervous feet
“i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim