pursecution
The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.
I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc
pursecution
Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.
I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.
Pursecute
Verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.
To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.
To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.
I was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy Louis Vuitton knock off.