Purvin

Purvin is a name of a guy who is the Biggest Benchod in the world. Purvin is a compulsive liar and uses his imagination for reality. Purvin is a guy that plays pretend in his bathtub full of water with his rubber ducky imagining that it is the pacific ocean with hungry sharks and he gets away like 007 cuz he's Purvin. Purvin is a natural disaster. Purvin is a guy who regularly clogs up toilets.

Someone who is completely full of shit. Says one thing and does another. He criticizes people playing for him while he does the same shit behind your back. Someone who temporarily coaches the Jacksonville Jaguars until more leaks surface. Someone who used to coach in college where he could just recruit better players than other schools. Someone who is a complete fraud and a liar. Someone who likes to leave the wifey at home while he tries to perv out with women half his age. Someone who likes lap dances while avoiding his wife's calls. Someone who cant be trusted. Probably hangs out with Jon Gruden and Former Governor Cuomo and had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial.