barbarian cone head
A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.
I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....