pussmonkey
A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.
Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.