barbecuticle
This condition occurs to the hands after eating barbeque. Symptoms include residual sauce or meat in the cuticles. The smoky smell is also an indication.
The cookout last weekend was great; too bad I still have barbecuticle. My boss mentioned a smoky smell in my office all week.
Barbecuticles
noun: (Bar-beh-cued-ickles) After eating barbeque of any type, the normally translucent cuticles of your fingernails become caked with a seemingly impenetrable layer of barbeque sauce. In this sauce-covered state, your cuticles are known as "barbecuticles".
Good wings, man.
Yeah, but course....barbecuticles.
Yeah, but course....barbecuticles.