pussy burner
Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.
I need to hit 7-11 on the way out to pick up a 6 pack of pussy burners.
six pack of pussy burners
A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.
I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.