Pussy Cricket
A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets