Barbertha
A middle-aged white woman who spends her free time judging you while drinking a full glass of wine. Karen's best friend and fellow book club member.
"Barbertha yelled at me because I stepped within 12 feet of her property."
"Did she call the cops?"
"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."
"Did she call the cops?"
"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."