barbie crotch
noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"
barbie crotch
When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.
Barbie Crotch
When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"