Pussy whiffed
The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.
You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."