Putation

(n) 1. A situation so messed up it makes you scream "puta madre!"

2. A Marine from 4th LSB, who doubles as a mma cage fighter and also banged the chicks from Laguna Beach.

3. A guy that pays people to be their friends

1. (n.) a term for a redneck to use while rednecks are in earshot, used to describe them without fear of getting shot with an absurdly large rifle. 2. (adj.) to describe things that are redneck-esque.

I-putated (Iputated) , that sudden feeling of indefinite loss of access to the Internet and social network immediately following the loss or destruction of your smartphone.