putchakalaya
If a dude has this last name, he is so sexy but very retarded at the same time. All girls fall for him until they see his tiny d*ck or they talk to him at all. He uses words that don't exist to try and enhance his personality. but it makes him sound weirder that he is. He probably has curly hair and wears off-brand Nike shoes. You shouldn't be surprised if he has like every apple device.
Girl1 - Damnnn who's that hottie
Girl2 - Girl idk his name but i know his last name is putchakalaya. I heard he's kinda... off though.
Girl1 - Alrighty I gotchu
Girl2 - Girl idk his name but i know his last name is putchakalaya. I heard he's kinda... off though.
Girl1 - Alrighty I gotchu