Put her down
The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."