Put on your condom
to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
put on your condoms
Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.
(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!