Put the Kettle On
To prepare for sexual intercourse.
"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
Put the kettle on
to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)
A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
Put kettl' on
Slang English for Make a cup of tea.
"Put kettl' on!"