putting needle whacker
When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"
"yes, i got a hole in one!"
"yes, i got a hole in one!"