puzehatch
A sticky, stinky, oozing, flappy, gnarled orifice that generally resides between a dirty woman's legs. It sometimes manifests itself as one of your whiny friends.
"Hey, did you see that sloot? You could smell her puzehatch from across the bar!"
"Brad bitched at me today, his puzehatch must be getting bigger."
"Brad bitched at me today, his puzehatch must be getting bigger."