pwnterbate
When a leet loves a woman who doesn't love him, he pwnterbates instead. Sometimes outside in her bushes.
Vince pwnterbated until it was raw and bloody.
pwnterbate
To pwnterbate is the act of creating many little pwns from your pwnstick. This usually happens after seeing many pwnbies and pwnginas.
When on November 16th at 3:00 AM I pwnterbated while I verified Half-Life 2.