Pyrophobe
A person who is deathly and irrationally afraid of firearms, fireworks, and gun owners, including most liberals.
That stupid pyrophobe wants to ban everything cool.
pyrophobic
The hatred of Pyrocynical & his fan base. Usually resulting in violence and dead memes.
Guy 1: Man I love Pyrocynical
Guy 2: What are you fucking gay, never speak to me again
Guy 1: You're pyrophobic
Guy 2: What are you fucking gay, never speak to me again
Guy 1: You're pyrophobic