Bardinat
A combined creature of, 1/4 bat, 1/4 cardinal, and 1/2 Beaver! Has ears of a bat, head of a cardinal, beak of a Cardinal, feet of a cardinal, a beaver tail and a body of a beaver.
Guy 1: Look at that Bardinat!
Guy 2: Woah, so totally awesome.
Guy 3: im on crack.
Guy 2: Woah, so totally awesome.
Guy 3: im on crack.