Qev
A derivative of the Minionish word for “couch”
“Sit your ass down on that qev or I’ll the fucking cat
qev
A qev ( pronounced kwev ) is a person who has the habit of smoking food, often chips or biscuits. This word was invented by dodgy teenagers and is not an abbreviation for a word. When used as a verb the verb is to qev, which is when someone attempts to smoke a snack, often acting high afterwards.
Teenager 1: "Bro pass the lighter I want to light up my nik nak"
Teenager 2: "Why you smoking nik naks you actual qev"
Teenager 2: "Why you smoking nik naks you actual qev"