bare arse
When you're shifting(french kissing) a right beure (good looking girl) and you put your hands down her leggings/skirt and underwear and grab her ass (hence why it's called bare arse you grab her bare arse) used in Ireland mainly in the west i.e. Galway, Mayo
Friend: That girl you were with in town didya get with her?
Lad: Sham it was more than that I slipped my hand down her knickers and I got to bare arse her
Friend: Seriously she's such a feek you're a lucky prick
Lad: Shup ya dirty fridget
Lad: Sham it was more than that I slipped my hand down her knickers and I got to bare arse her
Friend: Seriously she's such a feek you're a lucky prick
Lad: Shup ya dirty fridget
bare arse clamp
The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
bare arse boxing
the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position
some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.
I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window
A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.
Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!