Qnap
A play on words of "quick nap (quick fap)". When you want to elusively say to people that you need to masturbate really quick without others knowing.
(In a public area)
Man 1: Hey bro, I'm about to qnap, I'll be right back.
Man 2: Alright, man.
Man 1: Hey bro, I'm about to qnap, I'll be right back.
Man 2: Alright, man.