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going upperR(q) upperL(p) lowerR(m) lowerL(z) middleL(a) middleR(l) then flipping. uL(w) uR(o) lL(n) lR(x) mR(i) mL(s). Then repeat. When you reach the middle of the keyboard, just keep following the pattern. If you type this in, you are beyond boredom.