qpp
Queer Platonic Partner
Sam: "Was that your girlfriend you were walking with back there?"
Alex: "No, it was my qpp."
Alex: "No, it was my qpp."
qpp
it stands for "queer platonic partner", aka me and REDACTED.
"is that your boyf riend"
"nah man he's just my qpp"
"nah man he's just my qpp"