q-sauce
Queef-sauce; fluids resulting from a queef, period, or other secretions from the vajayjay.
John: "What did you step in? There's q-sauce all over your Ugg boots."
Jane: "No worries, some twat ran into me at lunch and spilled his red Jello."
Jane: "No worries, some twat ran into me at lunch and spilled his red Jello."