bare fart
meaning something is really disliked by the quoter. it is used in place of other words such as rubbish
that film woz bare fart!
Bare ass fart
When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"
bare-ass fart
The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)
BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
BBF (Bare Bum Fart)
A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’