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The qwerty hell burns with a livid, spiteful fire as the possessed individual poisons themself with the ever-present desire to type demonic spells into their keyboard at school. This technique is performed by only using the top and home rows going from left to right, typing a letter from the top row, a second letter from the middle row, and a third letter from the top row. Then, the sociopath types in the same space the first letter from the home row, the second letter from the top row, and the final letter from the home row. Repeat to the end of the keyboard.
Person 1: RRRRRrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaAAAAAAAAauuuuuuuuuuUUUURrrrRRR!!
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: qseawdrgyfthukojilp!!
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: qseawdrgyfthukojilp!!