Quacarini
Quacarini is a man that has a high propensity for satisfying other men. The Quacarini's are an Italian Tribe that are known to be experts in male on male fellatio. Their skillset in this arena is so superior, that they normally lack other skills altogether. Most people dont like being around Quacarini's unless they are receiving the benefit of their genetic skillset.
I bumped into a Quacarini at the bus stop the other day, and the guy was so obnoxious that i couldnt stand being around him. He didnt have any money, so he asked me to buy him lunch in exchange for fellatio in the men's room. I was subtly amazed how deep their throats were, alongside their soft and gentle hands.