quackupuncture
What stick-in-da-mud-biased "conventional drugs-and-surgery medicine is always da way to go" folks think dat traditional Chinese medicine is.
If Daffy Duck had tried using quackupuncture to treat his minor "multiple pin-pricks" injury caused by Elmer Fudd's "duckshot", both he and said hapless milquetoast "spoowuhtsman" might have come out feeling a lot less "needled".