Quadrophobia
An irrational or unjustified (and often uncontrollable) fear (and sometimes terror) of things that come in fours.
Rich: Did you hear about that new band?
Tim: no, I couldn't watch them, I had a disastrous outbreak of Quadrophobia.
Rich: Oh.
Tim: no, I couldn't watch them, I had a disastrous outbreak of Quadrophobia.
Rich: Oh.
Quadrophobia
The fear of Nvidia Quadro graphics cards.
"I can't buy that new graphics card, I have Quadrophobia!"