Quagtard
Simply put; a quagtard is the combination of a queer, a fag, and a retard. Although very politically incorrect, it has a very precise application. It describes a closet homo, who tends to allow his OCD to rage out of control, all while being queered on a regular basis while simultaneously being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
Oh great, it looks like i'm going to be stuck doing all the work again tonight because the Quagtard is on a rumpage!!!