Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.