Qualischefski
A bird of possibly Jewish origins. The reason it has "Chef" in the name is because it is a fucking beast at whipping shit up, it's also because it likes the famous John Favreau movie "Chef", in fact it has written a review, which is quoted below:
"YES. I CRIED, DAMMIT'!!! this is the movie to watch. It's a beautiful story. The actors are great. I'm a chef myself and im quite jealous if this Chef Carl Casper's story here."
No one really knows quite what the fuck he's on about, that is very common, but trust me it is more important than your entire existence.
This bird is also known to have an extremely off association with rugby balls too, Qualischefski CANNOT under ANY circumstances be within 100m of a rugby ball.
"veni vidi vici"
It also has an obsession's with popular youtuber "Moist Critical" which it agrees with with literally fucking everything he says.
"YES. I CRIED, DAMMIT'!!! this is the movie to watch. It's a beautiful story. The actors are great. I'm a chef myself and im quite jealous if this Chef Carl Casper's story here."
No one really knows quite what the fuck he's on about, that is very common, but trust me it is more important than your entire existence.
This bird is also known to have an extremely off association with rugby balls too, Qualischefski CANNOT under ANY circumstances be within 100m of a rugby ball.
"veni vidi vici"
It also has an obsession's with popular youtuber "Moist Critical" which it agrees with with literally fucking everything he says.
Person 1: "Fuck off I Can hear Qualischefski cunt"
Person 2: "You've been blessed"
Person 1: "I can finally die now"
Person 2: "You've been blessed"
Person 1: "I can finally die now"