Quantum Pill Bug
It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.
Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?
Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?
Friend:......How?..and What?
Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?