quarf
queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
quarf
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
quarf
When you fart out your dick.
Bro! I just quarfed!
quarf
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
quarf
The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
quarf
When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.
Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.
Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."
During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.
Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"
Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."
During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.
Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"
quarf
The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.
"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)