Quartermaine
Also known as a Quaterbrain and a BFF = (Big Fat Fuck) Someone who is a nerd that sits at a computer all day listning to podcasts, playing Second Life (because he doesn't have a real one), watch bug porn just for the heck of it! and wanking off to 2GB ram on his super computer....
OMG!!!! that guy is a Quartermaine. RUN AWAY!!
quartermain
Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.
I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.
Quartermain
When you hit a women for not shagging you
"stop doing a Quartermain"