quashmonkey
What you call a person who buys you stuff you don't want.
Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.