quasitechniphiliac
A person or group of people that like being so technically correct so much so that they can never give you a direct yes or no to your question because to them, him or her, there is always room for error in your logic, and they like being 100% correct even to the point it becomes so counter-productive it might even reach the point of ruining the conversation.
"I weigh 100kg new record I am losing weight fast I used to be obese."
"Well technically your mass is 100kg you weigh roughly 981 newtons"
"Chillax with the physics, you quasitechniphiliac"
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"I have 2 phones one for the dough and one for the hoes"
"Well actually you just have 1 smartphone with dual sim capabilities so it only seems like you have 2 phones"
"Now is not the time for you to be a quasitechniphiliac, save that energy for when you have to dissect what the author meant for book club"
"Well technically your mass is 100kg you weigh roughly 981 newtons"
"Chillax with the physics, you quasitechniphiliac"
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"I have 2 phones one for the dough and one for the hoes"
"Well actually you just have 1 smartphone with dual sim capabilities so it only seems like you have 2 phones"
"Now is not the time for you to be a quasitechniphiliac, save that energy for when you have to dissect what the author meant for book club"