Quassumption
Asking a question with an assumed response.
Guy: So, why don't we grab some food, rent a movie, go back to my place and have some sex?
Girl: You think we're having sex, do you?
Guy: That was my quassumption...
Girl: Well you quassumed wrong.
Girl: You think we're having sex, do you?
Guy: That was my quassumption...
Girl: Well you quassumed wrong.